hiiiiirachypie:

butt-hole-bread:

jeremyblogsthings:

justcallmejude:

booksbreathe:

123lee:

Banksy.

I’ve reblogged almost all of these. Fuckin dope artist.

I will never tire of Banksy.

The last one though.

So true

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science-and-coke:

oddbagel:

eggito:

BOOBS ARE LITERALLY LUMPS WITH SMALLER LUMPS ON TOP WHAT IS SO SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A LUMP!!!!

What is sexually attractive about any human body part really? Penises are just tubes with lumps connected to them. Asses are also just lumps. Your face is just a collection of different types of lumps and there’s a hole on it. Everything is just a lump. I can’t get off to this. Now, a rhombus, that’s something I could fuck the shit out of.

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dybbuks:

this vacuum review is incredible

dybbuks:

this vacuum review is incredible

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So la da di da di, we like to party, 

Dancing with Miley

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5by5kevin:

Roses are red
And true love is rare
Booty booty booty booty
Rockin’ everywhere

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humorous-blog:

rushing to copy ur friends homework because theres no more time

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hamburgay:

“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan

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whoredinarygirl:

i can’t even pick my favorite song what makes you think i can pick a college

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norcalchicana:

George Lopez doesn’t give two fucks about you.

norcalchicana:

George Lopez doesn’t give two fucks about you.

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i-was-so-alone-i-owe-you-so-much:

rosecoveredtardis:

benedictcumbergasm:

hurpaderp:

my mom likes to play this game called yell from four rooms away and get upset when I can’t hear her

her favorite part is the bonus round when she gets pissed if I yell across the house

double points if she comes over and complains she can’t hear you from four rooms away

triple points if she mistakenly calls you your siblings name but then gets mad when you don’t respond

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harold666styles:

snorlaxatives:

swiggity swonk pULL THE LEVER KRONK

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swiggity swever that’s the

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WRONG LEVER

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